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  Yeabook 2010 cover up -Rutherford's false prophecy that Armagedon was coming in 1925....half the Publishers leave the truth!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this years yearbook covers "albainia" as i read these experiences i get to around 1920-25 and i notice that 3 or 4 healthy congregations turn into just 13-14 publishers by 1926 after "a time of trouble.

  " although not mentioned this "trouble" was rutherford's "millions now living will never die" campaign with the watchtower saying armagedon was coming in 1925. most european congregations by 1926 lost whole congregations with only 3-10 "faithful " remaining {e.g poland, romania yearbook experiences} notice how the graph starts from the 1940's to avoid and cover up showing the flat lined publisher figures after 1925.....{notice also dips after 1975}.

  however, check out the 2006 yearbook page 80. romania graph, and you see a flat lined publisher figure at 1926. the witnesses had to start from scratch.

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  Witness 007

  This years Yearbook covers "Albainia" as I read these experiences I get to around 1920-25 and I notice that 3 or 4 healthy congregations turn into just 13-14 publishers by 1926 after "a time of trouble." Although not mentioned this "trouble" was Rutherford's "Millions now living will never die" campaign with the Watchtower saying Armagedon was coming in 1925. Most european Congregations by 1926 lost WHOLE congregations with only 3-10 "faithful " remaining {e.g Poland, Romania yearbook experiences} Notice how the graph starts from the 1940's to avoid and cover up showing the FLAT LINED Publisher figures after 1925.....{notice also dips after 1975}

  However, check out the 2006 Yearbook page 80. Romania graph, and you see a FLAT LINED publisher figure at 1926. The Witnesses had to start from scratch. Also a huge dip after 1975. {sorry no scanner}

  After making huge progress Rutherford nearly cut his organisation in half...and only 8 years after Russell's death and the first great "apostasy."
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  Injured Bat

  by lisavegas420 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just have to share this because it has entered my mind every day for nearly a month.. on the way back to my car, there was a bat on the ground.

  i stopped to get a closer look.

  it turned it's head looked up at me and hissed.

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  Batman will be pissed you let his cousin die!
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  Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?

  " and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.

  -doodle-v. your turn!

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  ...you have posters of Guy Pierce and Theodore Jarazc on your bedroom wall.

  ...your prostate is grapefruit size and ready to explode.

  ...the sound of the National anthem makes you sweat blood.
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  Define "Ex jw"?

  by highdose in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  inspired from another current thread.

  i note some people are asking if they are allowed to participate in a questionaire for ex jw's if they are just fading or have not been df'd?.

  my own situation is this: tecnicaly i am a jw, baptised as a young tweeny and never reproved, df'd or da'd.

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  Witness 007

  Defined = Ex JW : Ex Jehovahs witness...
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  guys, when you were JW's did you feel sorry for the subjugated sisters?

  by highdose in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in my cong i could name more than half the brothers who seemed to revel in squashing the sisters back into the door mat where they belonged.

  nothing personaly irrated me more than being treated like a lower form of life simply because i didn't have a penis!.

  but i never saw any brothers make a stand, or try to treat the sisters better.

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  I felt bad when I made them fix the holes in my socks.....while I was wearing them after taking a 3 Mile run.....then I would get them to cook me a cream pie and rub my shoulders and I would feel better. Poor me!
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  Only In The Black Belt!

  by snowbird in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  two brothers - retired, in their late 60's - fell out over a game of dominoes, and began to fight each other.. the younger bit off a large portion of his older brother's cheek.. the injured was rushed to the hospital; the surgeon sent someone to retrieve the bitten-off piece of flesh.. failing to find it, he inquired of the younger brother as to its whereabouts.. the brother replied, "hell, i don't know where it is!

  i guess the ants done et it up!".

  true story.. sylvia.

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  Witness 007

  He probably "....ate it with some farva beans and a nice kianti...." -Hanibal Lecter.

  That's how they make Beef Jerky in the South.
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  When are anointed who die before Armageddon resurrected as per the Watchtower?

  by ThomasCovenant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  am i correct in thinking that 'the remnant' and previous anointed who die are instantly resurrected as spirit creatures?.

  any quotes from wt literature are appreciated.. thanks.

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  Witness 007

  I think the Watchtower 1940 says they will be taken up in a UFO before the battle, and fire firey boulders at the worldly scum!
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  Was the Circuit Oversear treated like "a god" in your Congregation!!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  2. experiences

  many ass kissers would put their name down so they could have him over for dinner......"okay now, they can't eat milk products,red meat, white meat, flour, sugar, salt, water...." .

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  Many ass kissers would put their name down so they could have him over for dinner......"Okay now, they can't eat milk products,red meat, white meat, flour, sugar, salt, water...." I always remember the dumb smiles on many Brothers faces as if they were talking to Marlon Brando.....laughing loudly at every lame joke he made. Some would give them gift envelopes with money in them. To Witnesses it's like the Pope has come to visit.
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  Would You Picket A Kingdom Hall?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know some zealots that have carried signs and peacefully picketed kingdom halls, especially on the memorial.. what do you think about that?.

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  Witness 007

  Yes but in the nude!
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  Injured Bat

  by lisavegas420 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just have to share this because it has entered my mind every day for nearly a month.. on the way back to my car, there was a bat on the ground.

  i stopped to get a closer look.

  it turned it's head looked up at me and hissed.

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  Witness 007

  Okay smarty.........YOU HOT BLOODED MURDERER!!!!!